if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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