He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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