Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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