escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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