he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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