2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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