My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
