can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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