Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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