Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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