69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
where are my eyebrows?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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