I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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