is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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