If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
As shirtless as possible
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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