Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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