when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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