In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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