Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Everclear isn't food dammit
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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