Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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