as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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