Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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