i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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