wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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