where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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