somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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