Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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