i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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