Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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