The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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