D3 body, D1 cock
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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