i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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