He asked to "fluff my boner.."
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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