we're blogging at a bar
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Who died my cat blue again?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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