did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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