Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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