covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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