That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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