Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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