You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
tell me about the fingering
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
