Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I pour the whiskey from now on
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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