Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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