she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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