i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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