He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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