i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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