Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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