He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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