i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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