Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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