i don't like sucking hair
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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